November 2010
10 posts
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Overheard on the Bus
“I wouldn’t call her a whore for no reason.”
“Yeah you would.”
[Pause] “Yeah I would!”
Overheard at the Office
Woman 1: “It’s the best lotion! It smells like [a word that’s either ‘baking’ or ‘bacon’].”
Woman 2: “Did you say ‘bacon’ or ‘baking’?”
Woman 1 repeats the unknown, tasty word.
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Overheard on the Bus
Passenger: “Hey, your route number lights are out.” Driver: “Fuck you, I don’t own the bus.”
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Overheard on the Street
[Follow Up From Yesterday] “Is it cheating if I couldn’t finish?”
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Overheard on the Street
Is it cheating if I (have sex with) a girl I was (having sex with) before I met my girlfriend?
Thought for the Day
The bus is not your office. Want to use your laptop? Fine. But don’t get huffy at the old lady who wants to sit in the seat where you’ve piled your books and papers.
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Wisdom for the Day
In karaoke, any 80s pop song by a female singer can be sung Sid Vicious-style and sound awesome.
Overheard in Disney World
Not everything Chinese is all of Asia. You should know that. You’re from Toronto, for Christ’s sake.
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Overheard in Disney World
What I look for in a girl? A good butt. And she’s gotta have a nice ass.
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Hell is Other People
Slow, rude, loud, indecisive people.
