Best Headline I Saw Today
“Banks Can’t Figure Out How To Spell Gadhafi, So They Can’t Freeze His Assets”
Overheard on the Bus
“I swear, my boyfriend never listens to me!” “Sorry, what?”
Thought for the Day
If you’re a 26 year old guy, slamming your hand on the hood of a car that’s pulled way too far into the crosswalk on a red light might get your ass kicked. If you’re an 80 year old woman, what’s the driver gonna do?
Wisdom for the Day (for bus riders)
If you don’t want someone to sit next to you on the bus, DON’T RIDE THE FRICKIN’ BUS!!!
Overheard at the (staff meeting at the) Office
“I can’t beatbox.”
Overheard on the Street
“I thought he went to China for a promotion, not to bring back a baby!”
Wisdom for the Day
“Excuse me” is a lot more effective on the bus than constantly shoving someone until they turn around and ask “What?” and you say “Move, asshole!”