May 2011
8 posts
Overheard at the Office
“People who say ‘I forgot my PIN number when I got to the ATM machine’ should be flogged in the public square.”
Heard During a Hotel's "Please Hold" Message
“Spa-inspired bath room experience” Just what the hell is that?!?!?!!
Overheard at the Office
“A metaphor is like a simile without the ‘like’” #GrammarHumour
Thought for the Day
When I can hear and feel the bass from your car’s speakers all the way up here on the 19th floor, you’ve got the volume cranked too high.
Wisdom for the Day
If you’re in the lobby of my office building selling tickets for the latest charity drive, screaming “Hey you! Buy a ticket! HEY! YOU GOTTA BUY A TICKET!!!” is not going to make me buy a ticket.
Wisdom for the Day
There is a strong, inverse correlation between the frequency with which “like” is used in a conversation and that conversation’s importance to society.
Wisdom for the Day
Never apologize for having your head up, paying attention and getting there first.
Wisdom for the Day
I’m sure your discussion “Like, he said. And then, like, she said. And then, like, that bitch showed up” is intellectually stimulating, but you’ve been standing there for over a minute, just talking, blocking the coffee station. MOVE!
