June 2011
7 posts
Overheard on the Bus
“Heard my dad having sex last night. Man, does he love Jesus.”
Wisdom for the Day
Will be taking a break this week.
Wisdom for the Day
Never hold a meeting at 2PM where you turn down the lights for a presentation or video. Half the room will be asleep within 5 minutes.
Wisdom for the Day
Just because you’re not “a joiner” doesn’t give you permission to act like an ass.
Thought for the Day
Hell is being stuck in an elevator with one person who bathed in her perfume and another who reeks of cigarettes.
Wisdom for the Day
If you spill Vietnamese-style Hot & Sour soup on an eraser, that eraser won’t work anymore.
Seen in an All-Staff Email
As part of an email message about the bi-weekly staff fridge clean-out: “Anything looking like a mountain of unknown will be discarded.”
