July 2011
7 posts
Overheard on the Street
Two 30-something women: “…and it’s a giant penis!” “Wait, you were watching Dora?” “Yeah!”
Overheard on the Street
“And, like, shit, why do we have to fight over everything. I’m like ‘Why can’t you just agree with everything I say?’”
Overheard on the Street
“If you can’t do a 5K in 30 minutes, you’re a fat, lazy shit. You’re fucking useless.” On behalf of people with arthritis and asthma, go fuck yourself.
Overheard at the Office
“I’m free all this week except I’m busy Friday from noon to 3.” “Perfect. Let’s meet Friday at 1.”
Wisdom for the Day
When you are done with the toilet, please flush. I realize you are important, busy people but it only takes a moment.
Overheard on the Street
Whispering: “Hey, does that guy not have a hand?” Reply: “No, he’s just got his hand in his pocket… ohmygod he DOESN’T have a hand.”
Overheard at the Corner Deli
“Can I get a small garden salad, the biggest dill pickle ya got and a large chocolate shake.” #WeirdestLunchOrderEver
