Wisdom for the Day (for website)
If you want to look like you’re open to feedback, but really aren’t, put a CAPTCHA function on your feedback form. After three or four times of entering what you see and being told you’re wrong, everyone will give up.
Overheard at Writers Group
“I’m writing to [COMPANY NAME] to complain. How do you spell ‘disembowel’?”
Thought for the Day
Nothing quite like getting an out of office email notice directing you to someone else, and then getting an out of office for that person, who’ll be gone longer than the first.
Overheard on the Bus
“You play with fire, fucker, your best friend better be a fireman.” #IsThatATongueTwister?
Wisdom for the Day
Unless you constantly brag about your strengths, stop apologizing for your weaknesses
Overheard on the Street
“You remind me of stuff I wish I could forget.”