May 2012
8 posts
Overheard at the Office
“She’s acting like a baby… We couldn’t make it to her surprise birthday party, so she unfriended us all on Facebook… 46… 46 years old… Yeah, she needs to grow up.”
Overheard at the Corner Deli
“Look, a fruit bar.” “We call it a ‘salad bar’ in English.” “Then what is a ‘fruit bar’? A bar full of fruits?” “We… it’s just called a ‘salad bar’.”
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
Yup, I love Community.
Thought for the Day
We’d love for victory to be someone seeing they were wrong. But sometimes victory is walking away and leaving them to their arrogance.
Overheard at the Office
“I have all the boobs you could want in my boobs cabinet .” (Later realized it was “…booze you could want in my booze cabinet.”
Seen in an All-Staff Email
“These two manuals will be produced at our field office and wildly distributed to the districts.” Do they have chimps, emus and warthogs handing out manuals?
Wisdom for the Day
During a PowerPoint presentation when you reach a slide with 10 bullet points, don’t say “I’ll be quick” before launching into a 10-minute digression on the first point.
Overheard in a Meeting
“Uhh… what are you doing?” “I’m snarling with my lips closed.”
