June 2012
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Overheard on the Bus
Young Woman: “Don’t pay for art. If you can download it, don’t pay.” Young Man: “I’ll pay if the artist’s alive. Like Pink Floyd. They’re all dead. Or if they’re alive, they’re too old to remember what money is.”
Overheard at the Office
“I was at the dog park and saw one of those hunting birds.” “Falcon?” “No, the other kind.” “Hawk?” “No.” “Eagle?” “No, the kind that eats dead things.” “Racoon?” “A *bird*!” “Vulture?” “Yes.”
